Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by its Maker!

'Tis Rum, 'Tis Rum, My Child 
         anon 
 
What means that bloated, reddened face?
That staggering gait, devoid of grace?
The fetid breath, those blood-shot eyes?
Dost thou inquire? -- a voice replies:
     'Tis rum, 'tis rum, my child!
 
What means that woe-worn mother's tears?
How pale and wretched she appears!
Her heart is sad, it must be so:
What is the cause of all her woe?
     'Tis rum, 'tis rum my child!
 
Those tattered children, see them stand,
To hear their father's stern command;
What makes him beat and scold them so?
Tell me, my mother if you know;
     'Tis rum, 'tis rum my child!
 
Then, mother, let us all unite,
To drive rum off, far out of sight --
Then will not joy and comfort come,
To cheer that wretched mother's home?
     Oh yes, oh yes my child!

“When the Wine enters, out goes the Truth.” — Ben Franklin

“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at the tax collector—and miss.”
—anon

Many early members of the American labor movement were temperance advocates. Terence Powderly, for example. AFL leader Samuel Gompers prevented serious discussion of the issue, however, because it was divisive -- he would not have been able to persuade brewery and distillery workers to join his union, if it had advocated sobriety. T.V. Powderly was a first generation Irish-American who led the nation's first industrial union, the Knights of Labor. He was a die-hard temperance advocate at a time when the majority of the "demon rum" crowd were middle-class Protestants. (ref.: R.A. Harris, The William Paterson University of New Jersey).

The newspaper USA Today on 22 June 2002 reported that there are now commercial wineries in all 50 states. Clearly, the tide has not yet turned in our favor!

The following anonymous poem, which came from a friend of a friend of a friend, etc., states very well the Prohibition party attitude toward alcoholism: Alcoholism is not a disease that happens to people, it is the result of willful, reckless behavior. When we accept responsibility for our behavior and change our behavior, we become free from alcoholism.

Recovery

I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in. I am lost; I am helpless, it isn't my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I pretend I don't see it. I fall in, again.
I can't believe I'm back in this same place.
But it isn't my fault.
It still takes forever to find a way out.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I see it is there. I fall in; it is a habit.
But my eyes are open.
I know where I am; it is my fault.
I find a way out immediately.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I walk around it.

I walk down a different street.

(speaking of National Prohibition) “An experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.” — Herbert Hoover (1928 campaign)

According to the Russian Vodka Museum, in St. Petersburg, Prince Vladimir chose Christianity as the official state religion of Russia in 988, because Christianity allowed believers to drink every day, not just on holidays. "Drink is the joy of the Russians."

Scott Peterson, writing in The Christian Science Monitor (13 June 2001) states that "...in the Soviet era, alcohol had mixed reviews.Lenin reportedly said that 'vodka and other poisons will lead us back to capitalism.' Stalin portrayed alcoholism as tantamount to economic sabotage, and one official study in 1923 -- the year total prohibition was lifted -- calculated that the grain wasted in brewing illegal moonshine ... could have saved thousands from starving."

"Mikhail Gorbachev launched his own war against drunkenness in the '80s, but though the tough restrictions he imposed improved health appreciably, they carried a high political cost."

“Drink is commercially our greatest wastrel; socially it is our greatest criminal; morally and religiously it is our greatest enemy.” — Albert Schweitzer

The alcohol problem

  (editor note: Let it never be said that we are incapable of recognizing the humor of our opponents' arguments, as revealed in the following...)

The horse and mule live thirty years,
Yet know nothing of wines and beers.

Most goats and sheep at twenty die,
And have never tasted Scotch or rye.

A cow drinks water by the ton,
So at eighteen is mostly done.

The dog in milk and water soaks,
And then in twelve short years he croaks.

You modest, sober, bone-dry hen,
Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at ten.

All animals are strictly dry,
They sinless live and swiftly die.

But sinful, ginful, beer-soaked men,
Survive three-score years and ten.

While some of us, though mighty few,
Stay sozzled till we're ninety-two.

— anon

[Although the foregoing is true, it is incomplete. The lifespan of man,
while long and often soaked in alcohol, is inversely proportional to alcohol
consumption: Statistically, the more you drink, the younger you will die.
The alleged "benefit" from drinking red wine comes from flavenoids in the
skins of the grapes, not from the alcohol per se. The benefit
from flavenoids can safely be otained by eating fresh grapes or by drinking
fresh grapejuice. Bon appetit!]`

A 'Dear Abby' newspaper column published about 1 December 05 calls attention to the foolish, dare-devil rite of passage known as "21 for 21," -- the attempt to drink 21 shots (or equivalent) of whisky on one's 21st birthday.  When done in the space of a few hours, this results in acute alcohol poisoning and death.  It is thought that several dozen otherwise intelligent young people inadvertently commit suicide each year by celebrating their legal adulthood in this way.

Bottled Badinage, by Merry Harris

"At being intellectual or a wit,
     Let it be known I am no whiz,
Oh were I half as smart or cool,
     As any drunkard knows he is."

  "To put alcohol in the human brain is like putting sand in the bearings of an engine."
— Thomas Edison, inventor

  "Nothing has corrupted the legislation of the country more than the use of intoxicating drink." — Thomas Jefferson, founding father

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